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Ness

★★★★★ 4.9 · 18 stays·the nimble one· monmouthshire, south wales

the nimble one.

compact and quick on her feet — slips down lanes the bigger vans can't follow. roof tent pops up top for a second bedroom; the rear bench folds flat for two below. slide-out modular kitchen at the back means you cook with the view, not in spite of it.

every van comes to us as an empty panel van and we spend the winter making it slightly nicer. the latest rounds add stargazer roof windows and proper flat-pack tables — the small things that make 6am coffee feel like a moment.

— myles, who built ness

what's on board.

oex rooftop tent (sleeps 2 more)
compact + easy to drive
2-burner gas hob (no oven)
gas cylinder
compressor fridge + freezer
webasto night heater
swivel cab seats
cab gps + cruise control
no plumbing — pack wet wipes
no tv (on purpose)
no wifi (also on purpose)

the spec.

vehicleVW T5 · 2007
length5.3m
height1.97m roof closed (3.5m with rooftop tent up)
sleepssleeps 2 (4 with rooftop tent)
drives likea long estate car
licence neededstandard uk car (b)
fueldiesel
mpg~32 mixed driving

what's included.

in the price

  • unlimited mileage
  • full tank of fuel
  • kitchen kit + cookware
  • route suggestions, hand-drawn
  • hot water bottles for cold nights

extra if you want it

  • bedding + towels (bring your own)
  • fuel return
  • campsite fees (if you choose any)
  • pet cleaning fee (£20)
  • late return after 11am

house rules.

standard uk driving licence, 25 or over, two years' driving experience. Ness doesn't smoke. dogs welcome. minimum 4 nights oct–may, 6 nights jun–sep. pickup 2pm, return by 11am.

what other people said about ness.

★★★★★

compact, easy to drive, surprisingly roomy with the roof up. did the wye valley over a long weekend and slept like a stone every night.

J
jack m.
ness · 4 nights
£63/ night
★★★★★ 4.9 · 18 stays · 100% booking rate
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