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Graham
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the crowd favourite.
graham's the one everyone asks for first. proper full kitchen — gas hob, real oven, stainless sink with hex-tile splashback — wet-room shower at the back, fixed double bed framed by a window that opens onto whatever hill you parked at. raw pine ceiling, dark cabinets, skylight over the dinette.
every van comes to us as an empty panel van and we spend the winter making it slightly nicer. the latest rounds add stargazer roof windows and proper flat-pack tables — the small things that make 6am coffee feel like a moment.
— myles, who built graham
what's on board.
self-built character
oven + 2-burner hob
gas cylinder
compressor fridge + freezer
hex-tile shower + cassette toilet
hot water + diesel heater
winter tyres
swivel cab seats
320W solar
cab bluetooth audio
no tv (on purpose)
no wifi (also on purpose)
the spec.
vehicleCitroën Relay · 2011
length6.0m
height2.55m
sleepssleeps 2 (transverse double, 190 × 135cm)
drives likea long transit
licence neededstandard uk car (b)
fueldiesel
mpg~26 on the motorway
what's included.
in the price
- unlimited mileage
- full tank of fuel
- kitchen kit + cookware
- route suggestions, hand-drawn
- hot water bottles for cold nights
extra if you want it
- bedding + towels (bring your own)
- fuel return
- campsite fees (if you choose any)
- pet cleaning fee (£20)
- late return after 11am
house rules.
standard uk driving licence, 25 or over, two years' driving experience. Graham doesn't smoke. dogs welcome. minimum 4 nights oct–may, 6 nights jun–sep. pickup 2pm, return by 11am.
what other people said about graham.
★★★★★
“we'd never been off-grid before and rich talked us through everything. graham handled the brecon beacons in november like a champ. we're already planning the next one.”
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sarah & dan
★★★★★
“honest, simple, no marketplace nonsense. just rich, the keys, and four perfect days in pembrokeshire.”
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priya & sam
£78/ night
25% deposit today · balance due 14 days before pickup