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Boris
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the espresso enjoyer.
our newest and best-spec build. boris has the coffee machine. boris has the leather. boris has opinions about good light.
every van comes to us as an empty panel van and we spend the winter making it slightly nicer. the latest rounds add stargazer roof windows and proper flat-pack tables — the small things that make 6am coffee feel like a moment.
— myles, who built boris
what's on board.
l-seat lounge layout
induction oven + hob
compressor fridge + freezer
wet-room shower + cassette toilet
hot water + diesel heater
swivel cab seats
under-bed garage storage
320W solar
cab gps + bluetooth
parking assistance
no tv (on purpose)
no wifi (also on purpose)
the spec.
vehicleCitroën Relay · 2011
length6.0m
height2.55m
sleepssleeps 2 (fixed king bed)
drives likea long transit
licence neededstandard uk car (b)
fueldiesel
mpg~28 on the motorway
what's included.
in the price
- unlimited mileage
- full tank of fuel
- kitchen kit + cookware
- route suggestions, hand-drawn
- hot water bottles for cold nights
extra if you want it
- bedding + towels (bring your own)
- fuel return
- campsite fees (if you choose any)
- pet cleaning fee (£20)
- late return after 11am
house rules.
standard uk driving licence, 25 or over, two years' driving experience. Boris doesn't smoke. dogs welcome. minimum 4 nights oct–may, 6 nights jun–sep. pickup 2pm, return by 11am.
what other people said about boris.
★★★★★
“myles is the kindest. handed over the keys with a flask of coffee and a route already drawn on the map. boris is so well kitted out we didn't want to come back.”
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£90/ night
25% deposit today · balance due 14 days before pickup