how it works

booked in five minutes. away by sundown.

no faff. no membership. no contract longer than a side of a4. you pick the van, we hand you the keys, the rest of wales gets out of your way.

01
pick

find a van that suits you.

four vans, four different vibes. tap through the fleet, read each one's story, see who's free for your week. graham's the all-rounder. ness drives like a hatchback. boris is the espresso enjoyer. you'll know the right one when you see it.

02
book

pick your dates and pay a deposit.

real-time availability — what you see is what you can have. £200 deposit holds the van. balance is due two weeks before pickup. minimum 4 nights oct–may, 6 nights jun–sep. cancel up to 30 days out for a full refund.

03
collect

come and meet us at the garage.

bettws newydd, usk np15 1jy — half a mile off the a40 in monmouthshire. we'll spend 45 minutes walking you round — solar, water, heater, fridge, the lot. nothing complicated. tea on. dog welcome. we won't let you leave until you've actually fired up the hob.

04
go

drive off-grid for as long as you fancy.

self-contained for a week if you want. the brecons are 40 minutes west. snowdonia is three hours north. the gower is two hours south. take the keys, take a hand-drawn map, take it slow. we're a phone call away if anything goes sideways.

what's included

all in. no surprises.

in the price

  • unlimited mileage
  • full tank of fuel to start
  • all bedding + towels
  • kitchen kit + cookware
  • route suggestions, hand-drawn
  • hot water bottles
  • 24/7 phone line if anything's odd
  • fully comprehensive insurance

extra if you want it

  • fuel return (we top it up, you cover it)
  • campsite fees (most of our trips don't need any)
  • pet cleaning fee (£20)
  • late return after 11am (£25/hour)
collection day

what to expect when you arrive.

1.45pmyou pull up to the garage. we hear you on the gravel.
2.00pmkettle on. paperwork. licence checked. card swiped for the security deposit (£500, refunded on return).
2.20pmthe walk-round. solar, water, heater, fridge, hob, lights. you fire it all up yourself.
2.50pmwe hand over a hand-drawn map of our favourite quiet spots, plus a route card if you've asked for one.
3.00pmyou drive away. ideally without us watching.
questions

what people actually ask.

can i actually camp anywhere?
you can wild-camp in scotland legally; in wales/england you need landowner permission or a campsite. our vans are designed for off-grid stays — meaning you don't NEED hookups — but we'll send you a list of the quietest, most scenic small sites we've found. some are just farmer's fields with a fire pit. those are the best ones.
what licence do i need?
do you allow dogs?
what if the van breaks down?
can i pick up late or drop off early?
is it really off-grid? like, really?
ready when you are

pick a van. see who's free.

see the fleet